当我还在上幼儿园的时候，曾做过一件无比尴尬的糗事。现在，只要我一说起这事儿，估计全班同学都会哄堂大笑。
那天，我和同学们一起去郊游。临走前，妈妈递给我一把伞，我接过后便和同学们开开心心地上路了。
一路上，天气非常好，阳光普照。可过了一会儿，天气却逐渐发生了变化，湛蓝的天空不知从哪儿飘来了几朵大乌云，天色也越来越黑。
“肯定是要下雨了!”我告诉了身旁的一位女同学，“还好我妈有先见之明，让我带了伞。我们赶紧打伞吧。”那女同学似乎并不认同，只是笑了笑，便自顾自继续赶路了。
过了一会儿，天色越来越黑，乌云也越来越密了，但依旧没有下起雨来。
“算了，保险起见，我还是先打伞吧，我可不想被倾盆大雨浇成落汤鸡!”这么想着，我不便不管了，凭着自己的直觉撑起伞来。见我独自一人撑起伞，同学们纷纷向我投来惊讶的目光。
就这样，我撑着伞直到郊游结束，但天空依然一点雨都没见着。只是满天的乌云和低飞的燕子，仍在不停地向我预示：要下雨啦，要下雨啦!
郊游结束了，我依旧打着伞，走在回家的路上。这时，更多的行人惊讶地向我行“注目礼”。就连骑自行车的和开摩托车的，也都停下来看着我。“老天爷呀，你怎么还不下雨呀!”我一边埋怨，一边加快了步伐。
可直到我回到家，天终究还是没有下起雨。就连妈妈也惊讶地对我说：“孩子呀，今天是阴天，你撑着伞干嘛呀?”
如今，一想到这件事，我还是会忍不住发笑，阴天打伞也是我有生以来干过最糗的事啦!
英文版：
When I was still in kindergarten, I had done an embarrassing thing. Now, as soon as I talk about it, the whole class will laugh.
That day, I went on an outing with my classmates. Before leaving, my mother handed me an umbrella. After I took it, I went on the road happily with my classmates.
Along the way, the weather was very nice and sunny. But after a while, the weather has gradually changed, the blue sky from where to float a few big dark clouds, the sky is becoming more and more black.
"It must be raining!" I told a female classmate next to me. "Fortunately, my mother had foresight and asked me to take an umbrella. Let's get an umbrella The girl didn't seem to agree with her. She just laughed and went on her way.
After a while, it was getting darker and darker, and the clouds were getting denser, but it still didn't rain.
"Well, to be on the safe side, I'd better take an umbrella first. I don't want to be drenched by the downpour!" I thought, but I didn't care, so I held up the umbrella with my own intuition. Seeing me holding up my umbrella alone, the students cast surprised eyes at me one after another.
In this way, I held the umbrella until the end of the outing, but the sky still did not see any rain. But all over the sky of dark clouds and low flying swallows, still keep telling me: it's going to rain, it's going to rain!
At the end of the outing, I was still walking home with an umbrella. At this time, more pedestrians were surprised to pay attention to me. Even cyclists and motorcyclists stopped to look at me. "My God, why don't you rain?" I complained and quickened my pace.
But it didn't rain until I got home. Even my mother was surprised and said to me, "my child, it's cloudy today. What are you doing with your umbrella?"
Now, when I think about it, I can't help laughing. It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life!
