安利,人生七天!【Ⅰ 】_800字

时间:2015-11-02 01:23:24

  “你对现在的人生满意吗?”我叫叶杨新,17岁,高二生。我是一个很普通的人,普通到推进人海就找不到的那种。但是,我的生活注定不普通。一天放学,我照常往自习室走。开门,坐下,拿书,铺开,动作一气呵成。看了一会儿后,一个白发呆毛走了进来。就叫他白呆好了。“同学,打扰你一下可以吗?”白呆走过来,问我。我看看钟,回答:“嗯,你说,”

  “你对现在的人生满意吗?”“啥?”“嗯,就是说,你有没有兴趣换个人生。”我看着他:“没有。”“真的吗?我看你现在活得不太好呢。”白呆双手撑着桌子,俯视我。“我明白了。”我站起来。“哦?终于答应我啦?”白呆的脸上露出欣喜之色。“你,是邪教的人吧?!”我指着他的鼻子。“咦唉?!!!不是啊我说!”“哼~不用狡辩了,真相只有一个,那就是...”摆出某人的经典破死。“我真的不是啊233,我只是被我的老大叫出来推销的啊!!!!!”白呆泪流满面,嗯,鼻涕也流出来了,一把抱住我的手。“额,好好说话行不?”“好,好吧...这样吧,你试试我们公司的七日套餐行不?”白呆边抹眼泪边看着我说。“嗯...好吧。”“真,真的吗?白呆甚是欣喜,”太好啦,业绩有救了!“好像有什么不对。“那那,开始吧!”白呆拿出一个类似‘敌敌畏’的一瓶“水”。“打住,这是...真的?”“废话!难不成是假的?!”

  白呆把那瓶硬灌进了我的嘴里。“f**k!!!!!”晕了。【未完待续】【ps:此梗来自《青春奇妙物语3》】

初一:曾芷怡

英文版:

"Are you satisfied with your life now?" My name is Ye Yangxin, 17 years old, a sophomore in senior high school. I am a very ordinary person, ordinary to promote the crowd can not find the kind. But my life is not ordinary. One day after school, I went to the study room as usual. Open the door, sit down, take the book, spread it out and do it in one go. After looking at it for a while, a white haired man came in. Let him stay in vain. "May I trouble you, classmate?" Bai Dai came over and asked me. I looked at the clock and I said, "well, you say,"

"Are you satisfied with your life now?" "What?" "Well, that is to say, are you interested in changing your life?" I looked at him: "No "Really? I don't think you are very well now Bai Dai held the table with both hands and looked down at me. "I see." I stood up. "Oh? Have you finally agreed to me? " The color of joy appeared on his white face. "Are you a member of a cult?" I pointed to his nose. "Gee, Gee?!!! No, I said "Hum ~ don't quibble, there's only one truth, that is..." show someone's classic. "I'm not really 233. I'm just called out by my boss to promote sales Bai Dai's face was full of tears. Well, his nose also came out. He hugged my hand. "Well, speak well, will you?" "OK, ok... Well, would you like to try our seven day package?" White stay and wipe tears while looking at me. "Well... OK." "Really, really? Bai Dai was very happy, "great, the achievement is saved! "There seems to be something wrong. "Let's go, then." Bai Dai took out a bottle of water similar to dichlorvos. "Stop, this is... Really?" "Nonsense! Is it a fake? "

Baidai put the bottle into my mouth. “f**k!!!!!” Dizzy. [to be continued]

First day of junior high school: Zeng Zhiyi