初一日记:天真丑事_1000字

时间:2021-05-27 14:27:50

今天,妈妈教我学英语单词,她已经教了,可是我怎么都记不住读音。窗外那一只只小鸟都在啾啾的叫着,平时那声音美如天仙,非常动听,可现在不知怎么的,比老鼠叫都恶心,感觉它们这些鸟们都在嘲笑我,可是有几只叫得又响又狠,好似在说:“瞧呀,他那个样子真笨,连几个单词都记不住,太笨啦1!”那灯光原来没什么声音,可为什么现在还不停的发出声响,我真想一脚把它踩坏掉!它那灯光好像还在讽刺我呢!太可恶了!而且学习桌白花花的,好像在对我说:“你呀!脑子里一片空白,有什么东西呢?”气死了,敢说我脑子里空空如也,我打烂你!“不信,哼!”它冷冷的哼了一声,我要被气死了。而且电视里还不停的叫出声来,它难不成在嘲笑我?忽然,不知从何方刮来了一阵风,吹得叶子们“哗啦”直响,气死了,没想到连小小的绿叶们也和我作对,气坏了!一寸光阴一寸金,寸金难买寸光阴,没事间了呀!哎,这样下去,一天也记不住几个单词呀!


妈妈为了让我能印象深刻,就开始想办法了,她的眼睛闭了下去,是不是在闭目沉思,头还不时的摇来摇去,她还来回的走来走去,忽然,说时迟,那是快,她突然睁开了眼睛,眼珠子转了转,还不时的点了点头,身子也扭来扭去,瞧那一本正经的样子,是一个好上加好的两全其美的办法,哇,一不累二不慢,太好了!她胸有成竹我说:“啸啸,你可以这样记,现在池塘里的鱼都养得很肥,所以鱼就是”肥死“。妈妈每次蒸的米饭都是很软的,所以‘米饭’你可以记成‘软死’。”哇,好厉害,好像是这样的呀!一下记住了两个,太好了,不用多少时间,我就全会啦!这个办法太秒了,我忍不住大叫了起来:“秒,秒,这个方法也太秒了?”


这个方法太好了,我一下子就记住了这两个单词的读音。可是,如果忘了怎么办呢?到了吃饭的时候,正所为怕什么来什么,哎,上午有不该那样想呀!妈妈让我巩固复习一下,问被将了一军,因为我完全忘了鱼和米饭怎么读了,我低下头一看,哇,不看不知道,一看吓一跳呀!今天晚饭正好有鱼和米饭,所以我胸有成竹地说:“妈,你太小看我了,这俩词我记得最清楚了。鱼是胖死。米饭是粘死。”


我的妈呀!姥姥,爸爸,妈妈笑得饭都快喷出来来。我好奇地看着他们,非常好奇地问:“鱼不是胖了才有人买吗?米饭越粘才有人越想吃,所以不是粘死那是什么?”他们一听,笑得更厉害了,我不解的摇摇头,他一看,大牙都快被笑掉了。


哎,我真怕他们的大牙真掉了!




英文版:

Today, my mother taught me English words, she has taught, but I can't remember pronunciation. The bird outside the window is chirping. Usually, its voice is as beautiful as a fairy. But now, somehow, it's more disgusting than the mouse. I feel that these birds are laughing at me, but some of them are loud and fierce, as if they are saying: "look, he's so stupid. He can't even remember a few words. He's so stupid!" The light didn't make any sound before, but why is it still making sound now? I really want to step on it! It seems that the light is still satirizing me! How hateful! And the study desk is white, as if to say to me: "you! There is a blank in my mind. What is there? " Angry, dare to say my mind is empty, I beat you“ No, hum It gave a cold hum, I'm going to be angry. And the TV also kept shouting, it is difficult to laugh at me? All of a sudden, I don't know where a gust of wind came from, blowing the leaves "Hua La" straight ring, angry to death, did not expect that even the little green leaves are also against me, angry! An inch of time is an inch of gold. It's hard to buy an inch of time. It's OK! Ah, if it goes on like this, I can't remember a few words a day!

In order to impress me, my mother began to think of a way. Her eyes closed, whether she was meditating or not. Her head swayed from time to time, and she walked back and forth. Suddenly, she opened her eyes, her eyes turned, and she nodded from time to time, It's a good way to have the best of both worlds. Wow, one is not tired and the other is not slow. That's great! She had a plan in mind and I said, "Xiaoxiao, you can remember that the fish in the pond are very fat now, so the fish are" fat to death. ". Every time my mother steamed rice, it was very soft, so you can remember "rice" as "soft to death." Wow, it's amazing. It seems like this! I remember two of them. That's great. It won't take me much time! This method is too second, I can't help shouting: "second, second, this method is too second?"

This method is so good that I can remember the pronunciation of these two words at once. But what if you forget? When it's time to eat, I'm afraid of what I'm afraid of. I shouldn't think that way in the morning! My mother asked me to consolidate and review, because I completely forgot how to read fish and rice. I looked down, wow, I didn't know, I was scared! Today's dinner happened to have fish and rice, so I said with confidence, "Mom, you look down on me. I remember these two words best. Fish are fat to death. The rice is sticky. "

My God! Grandma, dad and mom are all laughing. I looked at them curiously and asked curiously, "isn't it true that people buy fish only when they are fat? The more sticky the rice is, the more people want to eat it, so it's not sticky. What's that? " As soon as they heard it, they laughed even more. I shook my head in bewilderment. As soon as he saw it, his big teeth were almost laughed off.

Oh, I'm afraid their big teeth really fell off!